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 Hufflepuff BasementThis is where all the Huffledumbs live. They hunker down in the basement like rats and laugh at those dumb Ravenclaws and Gryffindors caught in a tornado.
Huffledumbs have a strict puff-only policy, so come prepared with a bag of pipe cleaners as offering if you're not a Hufflepuff. Hope you like vinegar.
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BasementBecause everyone refused to give the Huffledumbs the entire basement (someone realized that in case of a tornado, the school would be epically screwed), they put the kitchens and boat harbor in the basement as well. That way, the Hufflepuffs could feed themselves in the case of a tornado that wipes out the entire school by relying on the slave labor of house elves while lounging on the rickety wooden boats that bring the first-years in to Hogwarts. You can visit the house elves to listen to their sad plight or steal food from them (shame on you!), or you can mess with the boats as a prank for the future incoming crop of fools. (You didn't hear that from me though)
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DungeonsBecause the rent is cheaper in the dungeons, the Potions department is based here. Potions classes, the potions basement (where potion ingredients are stored), the office of the head of Slytherin, as well as the rooms that previously held the challenges for the Philosopher's Stone. Beware of the latter, they're overrun with Devil's Snare, but there's a rumour that the Mirror of Erised is still at the end.
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Slytherin DungeonBecause the founders of Hogwarts School of Dumbery drew lots for where to place their alloted brats (except for Godric, he took the Gryffindor Tower without asking), Salazar Slytherin got the Dungeons. Well, at least he didn't get a dumb basement. Because he couldn't be bothered to pay the electricity bill, Slytherin kids don't get normal lights like everyone else. As a result of the dumb green lights that were cheaper, Slytherin kids are criminally pale. Also, there was a leak from the lake that was never fixed, and the giant squid keeps coming for the rent payment. Don't pay him any mind.
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